Meet the wieners
A new addition to the book signing table for Montana Fyre are these charismatic dicks!
This congregation of cute cocks will be racing their balls off to win you a prize for every book purchase at Book Signing events!
Thanks to the de-dick-cation of Mr. Fyre, we would like to introduce you to the Fyre Fuck Friends!
Fyre Fuck Friends
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- Secret ass-assin
- Master of dick-sguise
About this Weiner:
Licenced to drill and prefers shaken, not stirred. A penis of mystery and will do whatever it takes to protect his mother cunt-ry. His name? Bondage. James Bondage.
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- Guaranteed to leave you wet
- 2024 Calendar Model of the Year
About this Weiner:
Stop, drop and roll with this hot and hunky man in uniform. When he isn’t gripping his huge hose to put out fires, he’s making fires in the bedroom. He is chiseled and ready to be climbed like a ladder. Oh, and he puts out on the first date.
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- Professional stalker in the night
- Has his own secret cave
About this Weiner:
Billionaire playboy by day. Masked man of action in black leather by night. A protector of the city of Cock-tham, he is known as The Dick Knight. He can show you his Dick Knight rise! No Joker!
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- Great at hitting the right spot
- Doggy-style expert
About this Weiner:
He doesn’t get straight to the point, he curves to it! If you can handle a detour, the destination is well worth it. He doesn’t point North, but is sure to find your South.
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- Commands his sea-men
- Pillagin’ pussies
About this Weiner:
A swashbucklin’ cock with a lust for treasure and pleasure. Given the chance, he will find and claim the booty! Come shiver me timbers and hoist my Jolly Roger.
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- Missionary master
- No frills, just pure skills
About this Weiner:
Enjoys long walks in the bedroom, and makes sure you finish first (and second). Hobbies include stretching yoga pants, knocking over bedside water bottles, and spontaneous standing ovations.
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- Lasso bondage expert
- Always loaded, never misfires
About this Weiner:
Saddle up, or ride bareback, on this midnight rodeo. Fastest draw in the West, but doesn’t quit ‘til the cows come home. Get ready to be lassoed and tied up for this wild ride hidden under his ten gallon hat. Giddy up!
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- Flies under the radar
- Big personality
About this Weiner:
He may be small, but his labido packs a punch! What he lacks in length, he delivers in enthusiasm and knowing how to use it. Good things really do come in small packages.
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- Tingling Spidey senses
- Perfect aim of his web
About this Weiner:
With great power, he comes with great responsibility. He will have you Amazed in a wall-crawling night of Marvellous passion. Your friendly neighbourhood vigilante is ready to swing into action!
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- Foreplay
- Slow-burn suspense
About this Weiner:
When life isn’t hard, it’s the anticipation that’s half the fun. Well-endowed and a master of teasing, when he is ready to rise to the occasion, patience will ultimately pay off. A true soft-hearted lover and pleasure-giver.
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- Chilling pleasure-giver
- Random sexual encounters
About this Weiner:
Here to haunt your nights and possess all the right spots. You never know when he will appear to take you by surprise. He might be invisible most of the time, but when he appears, you will feel him! He will be sure to leave you moaning in the night.
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- Laying a Smackdown
- Not Fast but Furious
About this Weiner:
From Maui to well-endowed, The Rock-Hard will always lift your spirits. He flexes his ability for long sets, heavy thrusts, and making you feel the burn. This is guaranteed power-packed action with Wang “The Cock” Johnson!
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- Handles pain, and can give it
- Built for enhanced pleasure
About this Weiner:
Hard by nature, even harder by design. Specializing in teasing, hitting all the right spots, and turning up the intensity in ways no ordinary dick can. Comes equipped with premium hardware for maximum stimulation.
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- Ribbed for your pleasure
- Built like a sex toy
About this Weiner:
Enjoy this theme park ride, where you’ll want to ride again and again, and leave wobbly-legged and grinning! Once you climb this ladder, it will only drive you madder!
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- 7x SuperBone weiner
- Targeting wide receivers
About this Weiner:
I’m all about long drives, tight ends, and making sure every play ends in a touchdown. Looking for someone who’s ready to get sacked, go long, and enjoy an end-zone celebration. I’m a GOAT on the field, and a GOAT in the sheets. There’s no 2-minute warnings here.
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- Great in tight situations
- Extremely flexible
About this Weiner:
Long, lean, and built for depth. I may not be thick, but I’ll reach places others can only dream of. I specialize in backdoor explorations and yoga-level positions. Don’t worry about girth, I make up for it in stamina, flexibility, and making sure every inch counts.
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- Grants your deepest desires
- Always horny
About this Weiner:
Hotter than hell, hard as a pitchfork, and always ready to tempt you into sin. I’m long, fiery, and come with the stamina of an eternal damnation session. I’ll having you screaming so loud, they will wake the dead!
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- Missionary miracles
- Blessed with divine labido
About this Weiner:
I might look heaven-sent, but once I’m inside, you’ll be praying for mercy. Let my halo find your divine opening. I’ll have you feeling in heaven and screaming “Oh my God!”. If you see the light, I’m doing you right!
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- Blood-pumping appetite
- Biting and sucking fetish
About this Weiner:
Undead, unrelenting, and always thirsty for your pleasure. I specialize in necking, late-night feeds, and leaving marks you’ll never forget. Don’t worry, I only suck the best parts.
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- Huge sexual appetite
- Great at eating out
About this Weiner:
Thick, meaty, and guaranteed to fill every inch of your appetite. Looking for someone who loves a little extra baggage, doesn’t mind a big package, and is ready for indulgence… all night long. I’ll have you craving seconds.